BIG DEAL INVESTING! - tanTALK

lewdyju · 02-12-2007, 06:51 PM

For anyone with money to invest, get in on the ground floor of these expected mergers and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.GraceCo will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And ...
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the name: ***** ***** Bang Bang.

Gidget · 02-12-2007, 07:10 PM

Quite interesting!

tanthis&tanthat · 02-12-2007, 08:33 PM

sooo cute!!!

James Johnston · 02-12-2007, 08:57 PM

I wish I could get in on the ground floor of the Victorias Secret and Smith Wesson deal.

KnxTan · 02-13-2007, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by James Johnston

I wish I could get in on the ground floor of the Victorias Secret and Smith Wesson deal.

I think Victoria's Secret stock may soon tumble because of quality issues. I bought my wife a pair of panties for Valentine's Day and there was no crotch in them.

Silas Stingy · 02-13-2007, 12:49 PM

what's titti titti bang bang IPO?

KnxTan · 02-13-2007, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Silas Stingy

what's titti titti bang bang IPO?

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tnannie · 02-13-2007, 12:54 PM

Love it! LMAO!

hockey92 · 02-13-2007, 03:16 PM

lewdyju · 02-13-2007, 03:29 PM

I was getting worried that people were taking this seriously! I am glad you are laughing!

02-12-2007, 06:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
lewdyju I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 5 2006 Location: Elk Grove, CA Posts: 618 Rep Power: 20	BIG DEAL INVESTING! For anyone with money to invest, get in on the ground floor of these expected mergers and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2007. 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.GraceCo will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. 5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And ... 9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the name: *** *** Bang Bang. __________________ www.hotgloss.com www.myspace.com/endlesssuntanningsalon

02-12-2007, 07:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,521 Rep Power: 0	Re: BIG DEAL INVESTING! Quite interesting!

02-12-2007, 08:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
tanthis&tanthat My mom loves Derf!! Join Date: Jan 27 2006 Location: California Posts: 1,377 Rep Power: 28	Re: BIG DEAL INVESTING! sooo cute!!! __________________ "all though a few people have been accepted over there that arent owners but that just means that they have the tan talk personality..which isnt a compliment.. " __________________BAHAHAHAHA... cracks me up every time!

02-12-2007, 08:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
James Johnston I Love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 26 2006 Location: Heart of Sand Mountain Posts: 340 Rep Power: 19	Re: BIG DEAL INVESTING! I wish I could get in on the ground floor of the Victorias Secret and Smith Wesson deal.

02-13-2007, 12:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
Silas Stingy Join Date: Jul 14 2006 Posts: 228 Rep Power: 18	Re: BIG DEAL INVESTING! what's titti titti bang bang IPO? __________________ only if it's on sale

02-13-2007, 12:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: BIG DEAL INVESTING! Love it! LMAO!

02-13-2007, 03:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
hockey92 Looking at my Ta-Tas ..eh Join Date: Aug 31 2004 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,753 Rep Power: 25	Re: BIG DEAL INVESTING! LMAO __________________ www.koolrayztanning.com www.mymonavie.com/ginanewsome

02-13-2007, 03:29 PM	#10 (permalink)
lewdyju I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 5 2006 Location: Elk Grove, CA Posts: 618 Rep Power: 20	Re: BIG DEAL INVESTING! I was getting worried that people were taking this seriously! I am glad you are laughing! __________________ www.hotgloss.com www.myspace.com/endlesssuntanningsalon

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