Texas Little person - tanTALK

sundude · 02-11-2007, 12:58 PM

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The

midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told
him to drop his pants and he would have a look so the midget dropped his
pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told
the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a
hernia."Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the
Right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once
more.

The doctor then reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on
the right side... Then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget
Was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the
Snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the
Examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely
delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer
aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect
Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"

The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

Neon Beach · 02-11-2007, 05:33 PM

Ooops. :lol:

James Johnston · 02-11-2007, 07:50 PM

Good`un............Have you heard the one about the BIG Texan in the Windy City.

Neon Beach · 02-11-2007, 08:26 PM

Footnote: They prefer to be called little people.

sundude · 02-11-2007, 08:31 PM

Note: see thread title

Neon Beach · 02-11-2007, 08:41 PM

Oh my, but the text of the post reflects otherwise. What do we do now?

sundude · 02-12-2007, 06:17 AM

Blame it on someone else

Neon Beach · 02-12-2007, 06:24 AM

Blame Flanders

tnannie · 02-12-2007, 08:28 AM

LMAO!

cametotalktan · 02-12-2007, 11:18 AM

02-11-2007, 12:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Texas Little person The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look so the midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia."Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the Right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once more. The doctor then reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... Then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget Was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the Snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the Examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching. The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?" The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots." __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

02-11-2007, 05:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Texas Little person Ooops. :lol: __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

02-11-2007, 07:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
James Johnston I Love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 26 2006 Location: Heart of Sand Mountain Posts: 340 Rep Power: 19	Re: Texas Little person Good`un............Have you heard the one about the BIG Texan in the Windy City.

02-11-2007, 08:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Texas Little person Footnote: They prefer to be called little people. __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

02-11-2007, 08:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Re: Texas Little person Note: see thread title __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

02-11-2007, 08:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Texas Little person Oh my, but the text of the post reflects otherwise. What do we do now? __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

02-12-2007, 06:17 AM	#7 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Re: Texas Little person Blame it on someone else __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

02-12-2007, 06:24 AM	#8 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Texas Little person Blame Flanders __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/ Last edited by Neon Beach; 02-12-2007 at 08:39 AM.

02-12-2007, 08:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: Texas Little person LMAO!

02-12-2007, 11:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Texas Little person BOL __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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