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Old 02-10-2007, 06:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Mathematical viewpoint

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder

about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all

been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How

about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:





If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then:



H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%







and





K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



And,



B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work

and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's

the Bull**** and *** kissing that will put you over the top.







"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO

SHOOT

THEM."
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Re: Mathematical viewpoint

;) Mathematical formulas has always scared me, but, I added up J-A-M-E-S J-O-H-N-S-T-O-N and came up with 155 which puts me above A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G and B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T.

This is a mathematical flaw, I am not above A##kissing and Bulls##t if it gets the job done.
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lol good one, my name adds up to 162%
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SHOOT

THEM."
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