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02-10-2007, 06:41 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 0 | Mathematical viewpoint This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far *** kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and *** kissing that will put you over the top. "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM." |
02-10-2007, 07:43 PM | #2 (permalink) |
I Love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 26 2006 Location: Heart of Sand Mountain
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Rep Power: 19 | Re: Mathematical viewpoint ;) Mathematical formulas has always scared me, but, I added up J-A-M-E-S J-O-H-N-S-T-O-N and came up with 155 which puts me above A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G and B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. This is a mathematical flaw, I am not above A##kissing and Bulls##t if it gets the job done. :lol: |
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