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Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure
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Rep Power: 50 | Chicken Farmer A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered aglass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass ofchampagne, too!" "What a coincidence," he said. "This is a special day for me, I'mcelebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," said the woman. "What a coincidence," said the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For months allmy hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs." "That's great!" said the woman, "How did you manage that?" "I switched cocks," he replied. She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
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