sundude

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered

to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her
buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one
about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor
also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's
new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his
friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty.
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion
at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?""My darling,"

she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
kiss you on the cheek.

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Gidget

OMG:lol:

tnannie

OMG! That is great! LOL!

tanman0302

OMG-LMAOROF!

cametotalktan

BOLLLLLLLL

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cametotalktan

lol!!

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JAMAICA

A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform sexually.

He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work.

Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this."

With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year.

All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies, "When your partner can take no more sex and is completely satisfied, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down.

But be warned, it will not rise again for another year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers.

That night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave.

He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife, says "123" and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised.

His wife turns over and asks, "What did you say '123' for?"