The old man and the marine

sundude · 02-07-2007, 09:31 AM

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across
Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and
meet with President Hillary

Clinton ." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and
doesn't reside here." The old man

said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton". The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs.
Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away.. The third day, the same man
approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I
would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine,
understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir,
this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs.
Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the
President and doesn't reside here. Don 't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your
answer!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."

Gidget · 02-07-2007, 09:33 AM

I dont get it! :(

tnannie · 02-07-2007, 09:34 AM

Pffffff!

tnannie · 02-07-2007, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gidget

I dont get it! :(

It's just a slam against Hillary....

Gidget · 02-07-2007, 09:36 AM

I sure hope she gets in. I will do go down and vote for her.

sundude · 02-07-2007, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tnannie

It's just a slam against Hillary....

Why would you possibly think that?

tnannie · 02-07-2007, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gidget

I sure hope she gets in. I will do go down and vote for her.

Me too ...... I haven't been this excited about an election year since Bill!

billable · 02-07-2007, 10:03 AM

Meh...

billable · 02-07-2007, 10:04 AM

We need a president that is of a different party than whoever has control of the senate. The more they fight, the less they spend...

sundude · 02-08-2007, 09:09 AM

The transition has begun!

02-07-2007, 09:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	The old man and the marine One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton ." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton". The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away.. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don 't you understand?" The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!" The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, sir." __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

02-07-2007, 09:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,651 Rep Power: 0	Re: The old man and the marine I dont get it! :(

02-07-2007, 09:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 43 Posts: 3,215 Rep Power: 93	Re: The old man and the marine Pffffff!

02-07-2007, 09:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,651 Rep Power: 0	Re: The old man and the marine I sure hope she gets in. I will do go down and vote for her.

02-07-2007, 10:03 AM	#8 (permalink)
billable I'm Banned Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 47 Posts: 4,181 Rep Power: 0	Re: The old man and the marine Meh...

02-07-2007, 10:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
billable I'm Banned Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 47 Posts: 4,181 Rep Power: 0	Re: The old man and the marine We need a president that is of a different party than whoever has control of the senate. The more they fight, the less they spend...

02-08-2007, 09:09 AM	#10 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Re: The old man and the marine The transition has begun! __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

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