Real vs Fake

Mali · 02-01-2007, 09:32 PM

Body: FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.

REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "**** ... we ****ed up ... but that **** was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.

REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAl FRiENDS: keep your **** so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.

REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "***** drink the rest of that you know we don't waste ****."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the **** out

caribbeancolor · 02-02-2007, 12:01 PM

Very true! Love it!

cares · 02-02-2007, 12:24 PM

Thats the BEST breakdown of freinds i have EVER SEEN lol I LOVE IT....im gonna send it to everyone i know

02-01-2007, 09:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mali I love Derf!! Join Date: Mar 25 2005 Location: Wilmington NC Age: 33 Posts: 3,343 Rep Power: 19	Real vs Fake Body: FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "** ... we ed up ... but that was fun!" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds * that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "*** drink the rest of that you know we don't waste ." FAKE FRiENDS: will talk to the person who talks about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the ** out

02-02-2007, 12:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
caribbeancolor Pea In A Pod Join Date: Mar 20 2006 Location: Missouri Age: 25 Posts: 258 Rep Power: 104	Re: Real vs Fake Very true! Love it! __________________ Brooke & Lillie

02-02-2007, 12:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
cares Join Date: Dec 14 2006 Location: Scarborough Posts: 10 Rep Power: 0	Re: Real vs Fake Thats the BEST breakdown of freinds i have EVER SEEN lol I LOVE IT....im gonna send it to everyone i know

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