Redneck Valentines day card - tanTALK

Mali · 02-01-2007, 09:18 PM

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Brandy1 · 02-02-2007, 10:35 AM

LMAO..... LMAO.....

Gidget · 02-02-2007, 11:08 AM

:lol:

JensSunQuest · 02-02-2007, 11:26 AM

copy paste print........Here yah going hunny.....darlin....

caribbeancolor · 02-02-2007, 11:49 AM

sent it to all my family! It fits them all! LOL!

Brandy1 · 02-02-2007, 02:59 PM

I think my brother wrote that.

cametotalktan · 02-02-2007, 04:48 PM

BOL'ing

lewdyju · 02-02-2007, 06:16 PM

Very funny!

salonpro · 02-02-2007, 09:49 PM

Hilarious! :lol:

Neon Beach · 02-02-2007, 09:51 PM

What happened?

02-01-2007, 09:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mali I love Derf!! Join Date: Mar 25 2005 Location: Wilmington NC Age: 49 Posts: 2,104 Rep Power: 34	Redneck Valentines day card 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

02-02-2007, 10:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 3,981 Rep Power: 51	Re: Redneck Valentines day card LMAO..... LMAO..... __________________

02-02-2007, 11:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,521 Rep Power: 0	Re: Redneck Valentines day card :lol:

02-02-2007, 11:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
JensSunQuest Join Date: Jan 20 2006 Location: Jacksonville, Fla Age: 40 Posts: 775 Rep Power: 21	Re: Redneck Valentines day card copy paste print........Here yah going hunny.....darlin....

02-02-2007, 11:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
caribbeancolor Pea In A Pod Join Date: Mar 20 2006 Location: Missouri Age: 41 Posts: 258 Rep Power: 120	Re: Redneck Valentines day card sent it to all my family! It fits them all! LOL! __________________ Brooke & Lillie

02-02-2007, 02:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 3,981 Rep Power: 51	Re: Redneck Valentines day card I think my brother wrote that. __________________

02-02-2007, 04:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Redneck Valentines day card BOL'ing __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

02-02-2007, 06:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
lewdyju I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 5 2006 Location: Elk Grove, CA Posts: 618 Rep Power: 20	Re: Redneck Valentines day card Very funny! __________________ www.hotgloss.com www.myspace.com/endlesssuntanningsalon

02-02-2007, 09:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
salonpro Join Date: Dec 9 2003 Posts: 331 Rep Power: 21	Re: Redneck Valentines day card Hilarious! :lol:

02-02-2007, 09:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Redneck Valentines day card What happened? __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

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