To all my *****es.. the real ones anyway ;) - tanTALK

Mali · 02-01-2007, 08:33 PM

A simple ***** will take you where you need to go. *A real ***** throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it!

A simple ***** will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real ***** will say beat her *** and look at the crowd and say "NOBODY BETTER jump in".

A simple ***** will let another ***** know she can back the **** up or get knocked the **** out. *A real ***** will just knock her the **** out!!!

A simple ***** tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real ***** tells you we need another shot, we bout to get ****ed up!

A simple ***** goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real ***** goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple *****es how we do it.

A simple ***** wonders who your new man is. *A real ***** know that mutha ****a's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many *****es he is talking to right now!!!

A simple ***** thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. *A real ***** lets you know that was ****ed up, but I love ya."

A simple ***** expects you to always be there for them. *A real ***** knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect ****.

A simple ***** reads this e-mail, relizes that she is a simple ***** and then deletes it. *A real ***** passes this to her real *****es without thinking about it.

Brandy1 · 02-02-2007, 09:40 AM

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A simple ***** will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real ***** will say beat her *** and look at the crowd and say "NOBODY BETTER jump in".

LMAO.. you got that right!!!

Gidget · 02-02-2007, 10:25 AM

Amen sister!

cares · 02-02-2007, 12:28 PM

YA YA lol i like this one EVEN BETTER than the fake friend vs real freind WHERE DO U COME UP WITH THIS ****?? ITS SOOOOO TRUE!!!

Ezliving_Jim · 02-02-2007, 12:50 PM

Where are all the nice girls?

Tanzenite · 02-02-2007, 01:13 PM

Im nice.

Mali · 02-02-2007, 01:16 PM

piffffft nice girls are b o r i n g

KnxTan · 02-02-2007, 01:18 PM

A nice girl will let you put it in. A good girl will put it in for you.

Brandy1 · 02-02-2007, 01:31 PM

Hey MALI!!!! Shut up *****!!! lol, ok...jk... Which am I?

cametotalktan · 02-02-2007, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by KnxTan

A nice girl will let you put it in. A good girl will put it in for you.

carol is BOL

02-01-2007, 08:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mali I love Derf!! Join Date: Mar 25 2005 Location: Wilmington NC Age: 49 Posts: 2,104 Rep Power: 34	To all my *es.. the real ones anyway ;) A simple ***** will take you where you need to go. A real ** throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A simple *** will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. A real ** will say beat her * and look at the crowd and say "NOBODY BETTER jump in". A simple *** will let another * know she can back the up or get knocked the ** out. A real ** will just knock her the out!!! A simple *** tells you, she's had enough to drink. A real ** tells you we need another shot, we bout to get ed up! A simple *** goes to the club with you and sits down. A real ** goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple *es how we do it. A simple *** wonders who your new man is. A real ** know that mutha a's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many *es he is talking to right now!!! A simple *** thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real ** lets you know that was ed up, but I love ya." A simple *** expects you to always be there for them. A real ** knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect . A simple * reads this e-mail, relizes that she is a simple *** and then deletes it. A real ** passes this to her real ***es without thinking about it.

02-02-2007, 10:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,521 Rep Power: 0	Re: To all my *es.. the real ones anyway ;) Amen sister!

02-02-2007, 12:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
cares Join Date: Dec 14 2006 Location: Scarborough Posts: 14 Rep Power: 0	Re: To all my *es.. the real ones anyway ;) YA YA lol i like this one EVEN BETTER than the fake friend vs real freind WHERE DO U COME UP WITH THIS ****?? ITS SOOOOO TRUE!!!

02-02-2007, 12:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ezliving_Jim I love Derf!! Join Date: Mar 12 2002 Location: Undisclosed Secure Location Posts: 2,636 Rep Power: 26	Re: To all my *es.. the real ones anyway ;) Where are all the nice girls?

02-02-2007, 01:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tanzenite Don't you dare! Join Date: Jun 2 2005 Posts: 1,816 Rep Power: 30	Re: To all my *es.. the real ones anyway ;) Im nice.

02-02-2007, 01:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mali I love Derf!! Join Date: Mar 25 2005 Location: Wilmington NC Age: 49 Posts: 2,104 Rep Power: 34	Re: To all my *es.. the real ones anyway ;) piffffft nice girls are b o r i n g

02-02-2007, 01:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
KnxTan I love Derf!! Join Date: Oct 8 2004 Posts: 896 Rep Power: 24	Re: To all my *es.. the real ones anyway ;) A nice girl will let you put it in. A good girl will put it in for you. __________________ A liberal is someone who is so open minded, their brain has fallen out. “Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.”

02-02-2007, 01:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 3,981 Rep Power: 51	Re: To all my *es.. the real ones anyway ;) Hey MALI!!!! Shut up *****!!! lol, ok...jk... Which am I? __________________

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