Never be Late - tanTALK

sundude · 01-30-2007, 12:27 PM

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, and had taken illegal drugs, I was appalled. But as the days went on I realized that, that first confession did not represent this community and the parish was indeed a place filled with good and loving people.".....

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."

Moral: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER BE LATE

austinbarbie · 01-30-2007, 12:49 PM

omg too funny

Sun Tan Baby · 01-30-2007, 03:23 PM

LOL!!!!

01-30-2007, 12:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Never be Late A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited. "I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, and had taken illegal drugs, I was appalled. But as the days went on I realized that, that first confession did not represent this community and the parish was indeed a place filled with good and loving people."..... Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession." Moral: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER BE LATE __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

01-30-2007, 12:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
austinbarbie Join Date: Aug 29 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 90 Rep Power: 0	Re: Never be Late omg too funny __________________

01-30-2007, 03:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sun Tan Baby Join Date: Jan 22 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	Re: Never be Late LOL!!!!

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