JensSunQuest

Just wanted to make a jingle....I am in a wierd mood today...ever have those days....
Laughing at nothing.....being alittle bit preverted for no reason.....wondering stuff about the world.....yah hmmm perhaps its the sushi from last night.....anyway

A clients comes in I am busy typing.....I say Good Morning....Person says.....Do you have a 10 min I go yes Ma'm great southern up bringing... The Ma'm was a full of sugar and sweet man...I tried to cover it up but to late....I go Opps force of habit sir....he grins goes either one works doll....Ohh my

Another client comes in having smoke some whacky tabacky or so I assume wearing another salons shirts.....not sure where the salon is but its not near me....I go I love your shirt! Looks down ohh I didn't even realize I had it on ahh I used to tan here years ago....I go no I like it very nice...... Giggle ahhh thought... i'd bore you all for a moment :)~ Hows your days going??? Money is good for me but not many clients....cold cold suppose to go down to 32 tonight ukkk....I had a dream last night it snowed....hasn't snowed since 89...

Silas Stingy

Whatever you are on....I want some.

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cametotalktan

pass it this way when your done.

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When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

Neon Beach

Dave's not here.

billable

Number 9...number 9...

JensSunQuest

I have a guy come in this morning He walks in goes I am Nick...(okay and this means!?) I go ohh Hi I am Jen brr it cold outside! he then asks me how long does it usually take.....Uh....it takes anywhere from 10-30 mins depending on the bed you choose, and how quickley you get in and out.....He stares at me blankly......I have to choose a bed? Well I can help you pick out the best bed for you and decide a package that caters to your needs....He is looking at me like I am crazy..... I go is this your first time!? He goes uh yah...I go Don't worry you'll love it plenty of guys do it and with it being cold outside this will warm you up quick....(me I am thinking he is nervous alot of guys feel wierd about tanning...)
Hey if this is one of those massage palor I think this is crazy and I am outta here...
Massage palor? Uh this is a tanning salon.....He bust out laughing ohh know I had an appt somewhere here with my friends tatoo artist..... Thats next door.....He goes ohh I am so sorry I was thinking this was one of those crazy places when you said bed and lotions....My roomate sent me here and I started thinking he had sent me here as a joke.....He goes but if I was going to do something against my belief like get a massage like that you'd be the way to do it......he laughs I laugh not sure what he meant by massage like that until I tell the next client whose a friends busts out laughing and me I just final got what he thought...... Omg how I have bright signs everywhere... lotion displays... I am wearing a freakin pair of jeans and a long sleeve white dress shirt...Not 6 inch heels and lingerie is he blind?! Only me

Money sucks only 6 clients thus far I thinks its going to be one of those days........

JensSunQuest

this is my week of confusion......can I blame it on the cold weather outside....35 in florida give me a break..... I wrote my name twice this week in the date spot of my checks.... I need to buy paper towels for the salon at Sam instead I bought toilet paper...... I think I need a vacation.....taking a cruise in June I need it bad..

Neon Beach

Cruise eh? Nice to have $.

JensSunQuest

Cruise eh we have carnival cruises that leave right out of Jacksonville....The best leave out of Miami at least the biggest most expensive doo.....Besides I am not paying I am still recovering from that thing that crept in just in time for the holidays....:::cough:::slow season.... I am bringing gambling money last year we went twice and I made double what I went with at black jack and roulette....so its actual for the good of the business that I go LOL

Envision

well i dont think at those "massage" places they where heels and lingerie. here they just get you in and out quickies! wooo. 24 hour massage parlors are everywhere. they even have the red lights or red candles in the doorway!

ok so my deal. we have this one client who chain smokes right before she comes in bringing the smell with her. then she seriously rearranges the room, why, we have no idea. and does she bother putting anything back? nope not at all. i love it when my rooms smell like cig smoke...its gross.