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The Boat Story

They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and
the day you sell it!! Well, here's a good BOAT story!!
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated
boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of
out-of-towners who sank it.
Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of
touch all that day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother
John's wife died suddenly. When he got back on shore he went into town to
pick up a few things at the grocery.
A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said: "I'm so sorry for
your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "**** no! Fact is I'm
sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead
fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a
pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger
and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I
rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that
she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway.
The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the
middle!"
The old woman fainted.

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Gidget

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good one!!!