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Old 01-02-2007, 05:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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America! what a wonderful country

In the words of Yakov Smirnoff... "America, what a country!"


A Somali arrives in Minneapolis a new immigrant to the United States. He
stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you
Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps,
FREE medical care and free education in my language!"

The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such
a beautiful country here in America!"

The person says, "I no American, I Vietnamese."


The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from middle East, I am not an
American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Russia!"

Puzzled he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The Russian lady checks her watch and says... "Probably at work!"
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Old 01-02-2007, 06:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2007, 06:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2007, 06:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ROFLMFAO! Isn't that the truth! :)
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Old 01-02-2007, 07:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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epressed That's not funny...

If it weren't true, then it would be funny.
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Old 01-02-2007, 07:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Sad but so true
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Old 01-02-2007, 08:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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