Age 54 - tanTALK

sundude · 12-26-2006, 07:33 AM

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:

To my dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be back home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table.

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful business man who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into18. Therefore, I will not be back home until sometime tomorrow.

billable · 12-26-2006, 07:37 AM

Happy Boxing Day.

sundude · 12-26-2006, 07:41 AM

hockey92 · 12-26-2006, 08:54 AM

bronzeman11 · 12-26-2006, 04:06 PM

wadda 'bout 48?

Marca · 12-26-2006, 05:32 PM

Then you stop by Dutchland LOL j/k

cametotalktan · 12-28-2006, 12:46 PM

tnannie · 12-28-2006, 02:26 PM

LMAO! Love it!

12-26-2006, 07:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Age 54 A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: To my dear wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be back home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table. My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful business man who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into18. Therefore, I will not be back home until sometime tomorrow. __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

12-26-2006, 07:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
billable Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 62 Posts: 2,077 Rep Power: 103	Re: Age 54 Happy Boxing Day. __________________ Waiting list candidates 96,910 as of July 8 2007 at 4:23pm www.caregivertalk.org online caregiver support group

12-26-2006, 07:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Re: Age 54 __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

12-26-2006, 08:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
hockey92 Looking at my Ta-Tas ..eh Join Date: Aug 31 2004 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,753 Rep Power: 25	Re: Age 54 LOL __________________ www.koolrayztanning.com www.mymonavie.com/ginanewsome

12-26-2006, 04:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
bronzeman11 Join Date: Oct 9 2004 Location: South Brunswick,N.J. Age: 65 Posts: 1,416 Rep Power: 52	Re: Age 54 wadda 'bout 48? __________________

12-26-2006, 05:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
Marca I love Derf!! Join Date: Mar 17 2006 Location: France Posts: 4,967 Rep Power: 43	Re: Age 54 Then you stop by Dutchland LOL j/k __________________ The hottest tulips on tantalk ~~~~ www.DiMarca-Online.com~~~~ ~~~~ www.DomainedeRomefort.com~~~~

12-28-2006, 12:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Age 54 OMG __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

12-28-2006, 02:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: Age 54 LMAO! Love it!

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