12-24-2006, 07:57 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Who The **** is Derf? Join Date: Oct 28 2001 Location: Ontario
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Rep Power: 27 | Merry Christmas...legal version Merry Christmas! Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious low carbon footprint, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, low saturated fat, smoke free, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of all other faiths and minorities or those who choose not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms - This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual applications of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent any later holiday greetings, whichever comes first, and the warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Shan and Scub! Last edited by Neon Beach; 12-24-2006 at 10:46 PM. |
12-24-2006, 11:26 AM | #2 (permalink) |
My mom loves Derf!! Join Date: Jan 27 2006 Location: California
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Rep Power: 28 | Re: Merry Christmas...legal version THANK YOU, THANK YOU! Finally a holliday greeting for ME... You guys ROCK!!!
__________________ "all though a few people have been accepted over there that arent owners but that just means that they have the tan talk personality..which isnt a compliment.. " __________________BAHAHAHAHA... cracks me up every time! |
12-24-2006, 10:23 PM | #3 (permalink) |
My mom loves Derf!! Join Date: Jan 27 2006 Location: California
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Rep Power: 28 | Re: Merry Christmas...legal version i just don't get it... this is funny! why no comments???
__________________ "all though a few people have been accepted over there that arent owners but that just means that they have the tan talk personality..which isnt a compliment.. " __________________BAHAHAHAHA... cracks me up every time! |
12-24-2006, 10:54 PM | #6 (permalink) |
My mom loves Derf!! Join Date: Jan 27 2006 Location: California
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Rep Power: 28 | Re: Merry Christmas...legal version it's ah boot time neon!
__________________ "all though a few people have been accepted over there that arent owners but that just means that they have the tan talk personality..which isnt a compliment.. " __________________BAHAHAHAHA... cracks me up every time! |
12-24-2006, 11:02 PM | #7 (permalink) |
I love Derf!! Join Date: Apr 5 2001 Age: 66
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Rep Power: 28 | Re: Merry Christmas...legal version Merry Christmas C and T! and really to everyone that comes here. Politically correct... smichit.....It is Christ's birthday. Smack my if it will make you feel better, but judge me not. |
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