Winter blonde - tanTALK

sundude · 12-24-2006, 07:06 AM

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers
the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you're losing some of
your
load." The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker
lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly,
"Hi, my name is Heather, & you're losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The

trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather,
&
you're losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the
trucker
revs up & races to the next light. When he stops this time, he
hurriedly
gets out of the truck, & runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her
window, & after she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Colorado & I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"

Gidget · 12-24-2006, 10:10 AM

OK so he is still loosing his load of salt, I dont get it!

sundude · 12-24-2006, 10:14 AM

Were you the one chasing the truck ?

Gidget · 12-24-2006, 10:16 AM

No, I would not have chased him. I might be blonde but the only ones I chase drive Mercedez or Jaguar!

tanthis&tanthat · 12-24-2006, 11:51 AM

that's funny!!!

rawdogoddess · 12-24-2006, 04:34 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!
I'm blonde & and I still love these jokes.

billable · 12-24-2006, 05:03 PM

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

billable · 12-24-2006, 05:47 PM

Sundude, do you think we should tell everyone?

Yes we are THAT Bill and Ted.

Neon Beach · 12-24-2006, 06:08 PM

The name, "Kwanzaa", is taken from the Swahili phrase "matunda ya kwanza" which means "first fruits."

billable · 12-24-2006, 06:14 PM

That's good to know.

12-24-2006, 07:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Winter blonde As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, & you're losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, & you're losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the trucker revs up & races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, & runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, & after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Colorado & I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!" __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

12-24-2006, 10:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,521 Rep Power: 0	Re: Winter blonde OK so he is still loosing his load of salt, I dont get it!

12-24-2006, 10:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Re: Winter blonde Were you the one chasing the truck ? __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

12-24-2006, 10:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,521 Rep Power: 0	Re: Winter blonde No, I would not have chased him. I might be blonde but the only ones I chase drive Mercedez or Jaguar!

12-24-2006, 11:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
tanthis&tanthat My mom loves Derf!! Join Date: Jan 27 2006 Location: California Posts: 1,377 Rep Power: 28	Re: Winter blonde that's funny!!! __________________ "all though a few people have been accepted over there that arent owners but that just means that they have the tan talk personality..which isnt a compliment.. " __________________BAHAHAHAHA... cracks me up every time!

12-24-2006, 04:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
rawdogoddess Join Date: Jun 10 2006 Location: Fort St John, BC Posts: 116 Rep Power: 18	Re: Winter blonde LMAO!!!!!!!! I'm blonde & and I still love these jokes. __________________

12-24-2006, 05:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
billable Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 62 Posts: 2,077 Rep Power: 103	Re: Winter blonde A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." __________________ Waiting list candidates 96,910 as of July 8 2007 at 4:23pm www.caregivertalk.org online caregiver support group

12-24-2006, 05:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
billable Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 62 Posts: 2,077 Rep Power: 103	Re: Winter blonde Sundude, do you think we should tell everyone? Yes we are THAT Bill and Ted. __________________ Waiting list candidates 96,910 as of July 8 2007 at 4:23pm www.caregivertalk.org online caregiver support group

12-24-2006, 06:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Winter blonde The name, "Kwanzaa", is taken from the Swahili phrase "matunda ya kwanza" which means "first fruits." __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

12-24-2006, 06:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
billable Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 62 Posts: 2,077 Rep Power: 103	Re: Winter blonde That's good to know. __________________ Waiting list candidates 96,910 as of July 8 2007 at 4:23pm www.caregivertalk.org online caregiver support group

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