Man of the house - tanTALK

sundude · 12-18-2006, 07:09 AM

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE
Man of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need
to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will
serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my
back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet
and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The ****in' funeral director would be my first guess."

scub · 12-18-2006, 08:26 AM

lol...yep..that's the answer I would get...lol

Gidget · 12-18-2006, 08:29 AM

My husband knows better than try that crap with me! :lol: Especially that one of my friend is a funeral director!

scub · 12-18-2006, 08:30 AM

lol...too funny Gidget

sundude · 12-18-2006, 08:33 AM

Unfortunately most men don't know their limits until they have gone beyond them
I now know where why limits are:lol:

scub · 12-18-2006, 08:46 AM

lol..how did you find out what they were sundude?

tnannie · 12-18-2006, 09:38 AM

OMG! That is a good one! :)

Brandy1 · 12-18-2006, 10:28 AM

LMAO...

tanthisalterego · 12-18-2006, 10:59 AM

hahaha

cametotalktan · 12-18-2006, 11:36 AM

12-18-2006, 07:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Man of the house The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The **in' funeral director would be my first guess." __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." www.sunbodiestanning.com Are we having fun yet?**

12-18-2006, 08:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
scub I love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 10 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 62 Posts: 557 Rep Power: 25	Re: Man of the house lol...yep..that's the answer I would get...lol __________________ Tanning the World, 1 butt cheek at a time

12-18-2006, 08:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,521 Rep Power: 0	Re: Man of the house My husband knows better than try that crap with me! :lol: Especially that one of my friend is a funeral director!

12-18-2006, 08:30 AM	#4 (permalink)
scub I love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 10 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 62 Posts: 557 Rep Power: 25	Re: Man of the house lol...too funny Gidget __________________ Tanning the World, 1 butt cheek at a time

12-18-2006, 08:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Re: Man of the house Unfortunately most men don't know their limits until they have gone beyond them I now know where why limits are:lol: __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

12-18-2006, 08:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
scub I love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 10 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 62 Posts: 557 Rep Power: 25	Re: Man of the house lol..how did you find out what they were sundude? __________________ Tanning the World, 1 butt cheek at a time

12-18-2006, 09:38 AM	#7 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: Man of the house OMG! That is a good one! :)

12-18-2006, 10:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 3,981 Rep Power: 51	Re: Man of the house LMAO... __________________

12-18-2006, 10:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
tanthisalterego I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 29 2006 Location: california Age: 36 Posts: 9 Rep Power: 0	Re: Man of the house hahaha __________________

12-18-2006, 11:36 AM	#10 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Man of the house LMAo __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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