Originally Posted by Mr Derf

WHo are you?

Originally Posted by Mr Derf

I am Applehat.

Originally Posted by Mr Derf

Would you like to get a drink?

Originally Posted by Mr Derf

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star. " Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
> The agent asked, "What's your name?"
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> The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian. "
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> The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into
> Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name. "
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> I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever. "
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> The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years. . . you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you. "
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> "So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agent's office.
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> FIVE YEARS LATER. . . . . The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed. . .
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> "Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much
> pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.
>
> Thank you for your advice. .
> Sincerely,
>
> **** van Dyke

Originally Posted by Mr Derf

Compare that to a bad looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said he or she want to be a movie star. I am very tall myself. My name is Mr. Microphone. Are they exactly the same?
What is your credit card number?What do you look like?

What is that? Really you don't think so? Not long. You are wrong. I may one day be able to do go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. you will HAVE TO change your name or he or she will not be able to represent you is an interesting topic, isn't it. "it" being you will HAVE TO change your name or he or she will not be able to represent you?Anytime soon?I've lost the context, Applehat. Are we still on > > he or she will NOT change his or her name?

What is your real name? Can you please compare that to outside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50000?
Tell me more. I get it. Neon Beach
reads the letter enclosed. Does "it" still refer to > > FIVE YEARS LATER?
Don't put words in my mouth. What was it like before he or she left your office he or she thought about what you said ?How did you decide?Why?Do you still have too much > pride to return to your office so he or she signed with another agent ?What would make you never have made it without changing my name so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation?What do you look like?
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.