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Neon Beach · 11-23-2006, 08:46 AM

Dear Abby:

I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby:

I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? Bess
Dear Bess: Night and day.

Neon Beach · 11-23-2006, 08:49 AM

Dear Abby: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?
Sam

Dear Sam: Yes. Run for public office.

MatrixMan · 11-23-2006, 09:43 AM

Quote:

I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

LOL, WTF?! That means that she is a slut and he isnt cheating around.

salonpro · 11-23-2006, 08:53 PM

^^ Ya got it didn't ya?!?

Neon Beach · 11-24-2006, 12:21 PM

Dear Abby: Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early?
Wondering

Dear Wondering: The baby was on time, the wedding was late. Forget it.

Dear Abby:
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant but couldn't, and he finally did it!

Dear Abby:
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.

Sherin · 11-24-2006, 12:24 PM

Neon's new T-Shirt:

I'm not a Gynocologist, but I'll take a look!

Neon Beach · 11-24-2006, 12:25 PM

salonpro · 11-24-2006, 06:26 PM

I'm sure that Tshirt will sell out as fast as ya can produce them! :lol:

Sherin · 11-24-2006, 07:57 PM

Neon Beach · 11-24-2006, 09:31 PM

Oh my gootness! ~looking away~

11-23-2006, 08:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Dear Abby Dear Abby: I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby: I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his. Dear Abby: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? Bess Dear Bess: Night and day. __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

11-23-2006, 08:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Dear Abby Dear Abby: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? Sam Dear Sam: Yes. Run for public office. __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

11-23-2006, 08:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
salonpro Join Date: Dec 9 2003 Posts: 331 Rep Power: 21	Re: Dear Abby ^^ Ya got it didn't ya?!?

11-24-2006, 12:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Dear Abby Dear Abby: Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early? Wondering Dear Wondering: The baby was on time, the wedding was late. Forget it. Dear Abby: Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant but couldn't, and he finally did it! Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor. __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

11-24-2006, 12:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 2,870 Rep Power: 24	Re: Dear Abby Neon's new T-Shirt: I'm not a Gynocologist, but I'll take a look! __________________ War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

11-24-2006, 12:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Dear Abby tehe __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

11-24-2006, 06:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
salonpro Join Date: Dec 9 2003 Posts: 331 Rep Power: 21	Re: Dear Abby I'm sure that Tshirt will sell out as fast as ya can produce them! :lol:

11-24-2006, 07:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 2,870 Rep Power: 24	Re: Dear Abby __________________ War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

11-24-2006, 09:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Dear Abby Oh my gootness! ~looking away~ __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

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