Are you a real cowboy?

sundude · 11-16-2006, 09:37 PM

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

mcguffy · 11-17-2006, 06:57 AM

That was good sundude! LMAO.........kudos

Gidget · 11-17-2006, 08:50 AM

:lol: Funny

suntanhut · 11-17-2006, 09:21 AM

:lol: thanks for the laugh !

HunyBunns · 11-17-2006, 11:55 AM

I must be a chocolate bar then.

Brandy1 · 11-17-2006, 11:59 AM

I'm a diving dolphin.

cametotalktan · 11-17-2006, 10:13 PM

11-16-2006, 09:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Are you a real cowboy? An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian." __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

11-17-2006, 06:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
mcguffy Join Date: Jul 3 2005 Location: Ohio Age: 43 Posts: 531 Rep Power: 6	Re: Are you a real cowboy? That was good sundude! LMAO.........kudos __________________ "We are not human beings going through a temporary spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience."

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Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,651 Rep Power: 0	Re: Are you a real cowboy? :lol: Funny

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suntanhut Join Date: Sep 26 2005 Age: 40 Posts: 272 Rep Power: 4	Re: Are you a real cowboy? :lol: thanks for the laugh !

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