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Old 11-03-2006, 11:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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xmas joke

this guy goes to a pet store to buy a bird for his wife. the owner shows him a few basic birds but this guy is NOT looking for a basic bird he wants one that sings. once the owner hears this he takes the guy in the back and says i got just the bird for you hes very special but a bit stubborn.

so they get in the back and the owner pulls out a lighter and puts it under the birds left foot....the bird starts singing jingle bells. the guy is pleased but still not convinced so the owner puts the lighter under the right foot and the bird sings deck the halls...amazed the guy says ok but is that all he sings the owner says nope and puts the lighter between the birds legs and it starts to sing CHEST NUTS ROASTING ON A OPEN FIRE!~
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