spraytannedjenn

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS..........


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at
him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I
think your the
father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that
I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

HunyBunns

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CAYENNE2005

LMAO!!

lewdyju

HAHAHAHA!

MatrixMan

LMAO. I remember another one that had to do with a bachelor party and a carrot being shoved somewhere.......... and it turns out to be his kids english teacher or something.

Neon Beach

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MatrixMan

ugghhhh DANG Neon.

cametotalktan

OMG! roflmao

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When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

Nigelappler

HAha

JAMAICA

George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He goes to ****, where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "You're on
my list, but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a
Large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and
over.
Such was his fate in ****.
"No!" said George. "I don't think so, I'm not a good
swimmer and don't think I could stay in hot water all day."
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did w as swing the
hammer, time after time.
No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in Constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George.
The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton
Lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs
Staked in a spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing What she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while, and finally
Said "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go.