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Old 10-14-2006, 06:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Halloween Cab ride

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and
the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him
why he is staring. He replies, "I have a
question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."


She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there is nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that:

#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I"m
single and I'm Catholic!"

"OK" the nun s! ays, "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the
road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm
going to a Halloween party."


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
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