Polite way of excusing yourself - tanTALK

sundude · 10-09-2006, 08:15 AM

Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to
teach good manners, asked her students the
following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
nice young lady, how would you tell her that you
have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude
and impolite."

What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to
the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's bette r, but it's still not very nice to say
the word bathroom at the dinner table."

"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of
mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner!"

The teacher fainted......

melanie S · 10-09-2006, 10:18 AM

BooBop · 10-09-2006, 10:33 AM

Little Johnny is a smart boy... hehehe

cametotalktan · 10-09-2006, 10:40 AM

salonpro · 10-09-2006, 11:50 AM

That's funny! :lol:

MatrixMan · 10-09-2006, 05:56 PM

LMAO. "Little Johnny".

PokusPinkus · 10-09-2006, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MatrixMan

LMAO. "Little Johnny".

Heehheeeehhooohhhaahahaa!

lewdyju · 10-09-2006, 07:28 PM

Very clever little Johnny!

Gidget · 10-09-2006, 08:52 PM

:lol:

10-09-2006, 08:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Polite way of excusing yourself Polite Way to Pee During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite." What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's bette r, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table." "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner!" The teacher fainted...... __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

10-09-2006, 10:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
melanie S Join Date: Sep 10 2006 Location: Michigan Age: 47 Posts: 250 Rep Power: 18	Re: Polite way of excusing yourself lol __________________ Bill @ Neon's #1 fan! They turned me BLUE! 1st offical BFC Member!

10-09-2006, 10:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
BooBop I love Derf!! Join Date: Apr 5 2001 Age: 66 Posts: 7,766 Rep Power: 28	Re: Polite way of excusing yourself Little Johnny is a smart boy... hehehe

10-09-2006, 10:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Polite way of excusing yourself lmao __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

10-09-2006, 11:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
salonpro Join Date: Dec 9 2003 Posts: 331 Rep Power: 21	Re: Polite way of excusing yourself That's funny! :lol:

10-09-2006, 05:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
MatrixMan I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Age: 33 Posts: 1,555 Rep Power: 0	Re: Polite way of excusing yourself LMAO. "Little Johnny".

10-09-2006, 07:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
lewdyju I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 5 2006 Location: Elk Grove, CA Posts: 618 Rep Power: 20	Re: Polite way of excusing yourself Very clever little Johnny!

10-09-2006, 08:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,521 Rep Power: 0	Re: Polite way of excusing yourself :lol:

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