HunyBunns

Welfare Guy

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up
to the counter and says, "Hi...you know, I just HATE drawing
welfare and I'd really much rather have a job and go to work every
day."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his 18 yr old beautiful
daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all
of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday
trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it.

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