Black panties

sundude · 09-06-2006, 05:32 PM

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont. Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences".

Nigelappler · 09-06-2006, 05:37 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ha

cametotalktan · 09-06-2006, 08:27 PM

YIKES!

AlmostFamous5 · 09-12-2006, 11:49 AM

That's funny!

Neon Beach · 09-12-2006, 11:59 AM

~snicker~

mr belvedere · 09-12-2006, 12:00 PM

~doodle~

HunyBunns · 09-12-2006, 12:38 PM

LMAO..almost choked on my pickle

Nigelappler · 09-12-2006, 12:44 PM

^ now that I HAVE TO SEE!

HunyBunns · 09-12-2006, 12:56 PM

I was eating one of those big dill pickles with my lunch, nigel, darling....LOL

Nigelappler · 09-12-2006, 12:57 PM

salty?

09-06-2006, 05:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Black panties Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont. Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit. Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?" He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences". __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

09-06-2006, 05:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
Nigelappler I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 21 2006 Location: LaSalle Posts: 4,354 Rep Power: 15	Re: Black panties AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ha

09-06-2006, 08:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: Black panties YIKES! __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

09-12-2006, 11:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
AlmostFamous5 Join Date: Oct 1 2005 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	Re: Black panties That's funny!

09-12-2006, 11:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	Re: Black panties ~snicker~

09-12-2006, 12:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 8,475 Rep Power: 52	Re: Black panties ~doodle~ __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

09-12-2006, 12:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
HunyBunns tanTALK'S Stickiest Bunns Join Date: Nov 12 2005 Location: Indiana Age: 37 Posts: 1,506 Rep Power: 8	Re: Black panties LMAO..almost choked on my pickle __________________

09-12-2006, 12:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
Nigelappler I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 21 2006 Location: LaSalle Posts: 4,354 Rep Power: 15	Re: Black panties ^ now that I HAVE TO SEE!

09-12-2006, 12:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
HunyBunns tanTALK'S Stickiest Bunns Join Date: Nov 12 2005 Location: Indiana Age: 37 Posts: 1,506 Rep Power: 8	Re: Black panties I was eating one of those big dill pickles with my lunch, nigel, darling....LOL __________________

09-12-2006, 12:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
Nigelappler I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 21 2006 Location: LaSalle Posts: 4,354 Rep Power: 15	Re: Black panties salty?

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