A toast - tanTALK

sundude · 09-05-2006, 05:31 PM

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at
the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife,
Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye,
did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the
rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very
nice indeed. John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's
drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and
said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about
you,
Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
asleep,
and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

Mr Derf · 09-05-2006, 06:01 PM

**** Irish.

TanWorldOrder · 09-05-2006, 06:50 PM

...BUT WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH!!!

cametotalktan · 09-05-2006, 09:19 PM

09-05-2006, 05:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	A toast John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed. John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

09-05-2006, 06:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mr Derf I'm Banned Join Date: Jun 29 2006 Location: NE Age: 61 Posts: 1,237 Rep Power: 0	Re: A toast **** Irish.

09-05-2006, 06:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
TanWorldOrder Join Date: May 23 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 657 Rep Power: 19	Re: A toast ...BUT WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH!!!

09-05-2006, 09:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: A toast lol __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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