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Old 09-01-2006, 06:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A bad full of $20 bills

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her.... "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "****!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my
backyard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game; a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say: "$20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."
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Old 09-01-2006, 11:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2006, 12:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2006, 12:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2006, 06:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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surprised she didnt offer the gum job.......eww
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Old 09-01-2006, 07:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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It would have been funnier had it been a "bag of $20.00"
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Old 09-02-2006, 08:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yep, a bad of 20's is much funnier...
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Re: A bad full of $20 bills

Is that cop? As in policeman?

Language diffrence!
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Re: A bad full of $20 bills

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It would have been funnier had it been a "bag of $20.00"
I just realized I misspelled Bag in the title
I was thinking you were nuts and the whole time it was me
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