The forgotten anniversary

sundude · 08-31-2006, 11:34 AM

THE HUSBAND AND THE FORGOTTEN WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to
find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was
a small box gift-wrapped and in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday

electricbeach2 · 08-31-2006, 11:36 AM

That's a good one!

HunyBunns · 08-31-2006, 11:45 AM

cametotalktan · 09-01-2006, 12:42 PM

08-31-2006, 11:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	The forgotten anniversary THE HUSBAND AND THE FORGOTTEN WEDDING ANNIVERSARY Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE". The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped and in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday

08-31-2006, 11:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
electricbeach2 Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 8 2006 Location: Sooner Country Age: 28 Posts: 155 Rep Power: 88	Re: The forgotten anniversary That's a good one! __________________ Just face it! Brunettes will always be better.

08-31-2006, 11:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
HunyBunns tanTALK'S Stickiest Bunns Join Date: Nov 12 2005 Location: Indiana Age: 37 Posts: 1,506 Rep Power: 9	Re: The forgotten anniversary LMAO __________________

09-01-2006, 12:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: The forgotten anniversary LOL __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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