Bank robbery?

sundude · 08-12-2006, 08:40 AM

A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the
safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we
don't hold money".

"Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and
opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it" he says.

She pries off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.

The girl drinks another one.

Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her
husband.......

"Not that **** difficult, is it?" he says.

caribbean tan man · 08-12-2006, 10:10 AM

thats great! LOL ill be telling the guys it tonight. thanks

08-12-2006, 08:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Bank robbery? A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She pries off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that ** difficult, is it?" he says. __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." www.sunbodiestanning.com Are we having fun yet?**

08-12-2006, 10:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
caribbean tan man DERFTALK FBI AGENT Join Date: Jul 29 2003 Location: northeast Age: 32 Posts: 5,243 Rep Power: 31	Re: Bank robbery? thats great! LOL ill be telling the guys it tonight. thanks __________________ someone PM me when a good tanning topic is posted. :lol:

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