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Old 08-10-2006, 05:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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poor Mr. Goldstein

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if
there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and
I am very sad."!

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.

The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

But, Nurse Tracy! ," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that
my Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"


"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Oh my gootness. lol
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Old 08-10-2006, 08:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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omg lol
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Old 08-10-2006, 10:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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I'm gonna use that line next time I'm at the mall.
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Old 08-11-2006, 09:31 AM   #5 (permalink)
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ewwww...:lol:
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