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Old 08-02-2006, 06:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Crazy Ethel

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum

speed on the long corridors.



Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other

residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.



One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky

Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a

firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around

in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.

"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.



As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold

popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of

insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and

held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel

neared the



final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and

holding hisis "You-Know- What" in his hand.



"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Darn Breathalyzer Test

again.!!!"



( NOW I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S FUNNY!)
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Old 08-02-2006, 06:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-02-2006, 06:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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So Funny. LMAO
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Old 08-02-2006, 06:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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