Ask the tWo - tanTALK

MATT A · 06-30-2006, 04:04 PM

This thread was set up to ask advice from the TWO.

Some questions may be screened by the mods.

MATT A · 06-30-2006, 04:05 PM

TWO why is it when I explain things to people in a very detailed manner they still don't get the correct instructions and make up thier own instructions?

TanWorldOrder · 06-30-2006, 04:17 PM

Let me refer you to circa 1984 Bill Cosby Himself.

Children have brain damage. You tell a child "come here" they don't here that. Just out to lunch.

Well, unfortunately many adults are still suffering from this problem thanks to the scare tactic marketing approach of the "new economy".

The USA doesn't actually have anything of value so they have to SCARE you into buying what they are selling.

Make a product, then make up a reason for people to buy it.

We are just LOW LIFE SALESMEN trying to SCREW people out of money so no one is going to listen to us ESPECIALLY when TV tells them otherwise.

The current administration NEEDS people to be passive, ignorant, and brain dead to get away with what's going on these days and it's just causing the rest of us to suffer as well.

Get used to it.

tWo was constructed to combat the ignorance. People LIVE for it. So I say serve it on a silver platter in a way that makes then look STUPID for even accepting it as any sort of reality.

The details are still in the process but the idea is here. tWo will take it's sweet *** time to get things set and ready for an all out PUNCH IN THE FACE WITH A FIST FULL OF "REALITY".

MATT A · 06-30-2006, 04:20 PM

Why do we allow people on the roads that don't know how to drive still?

TanWorldOrder · 06-30-2006, 04:24 PM

Because we can't cut off their limbs for failing.

See, there really is no reason to TRY in this country. You lose, and you still win.

Now, if the deal was PASS THIS DRIVING TEST OR GET SHANKED IN THE KIDNEY, people would be pissa drivers.

Also the brain cancer from the cellphone attached to the head isn't helping (but does make the government good tax $$$ so it's clearly not bad)

(did it die over at your place too?)

caribbean tan man · 06-30-2006, 04:26 PM

i thought the tWo was banned!

Dustin · 06-30-2006, 04:26 PM

Why do cops sit outside of bars and wait to pull you over when you leave for a DUI?

MATT A · 06-30-2006, 04:29 PM

Why does my dog hide his bones?

(I'm at home)

caribbean tan man · 06-30-2006, 04:30 PM

it makes their job easier.

Dustin · 06-30-2006, 04:30 PM

when someone buys something and standard shipping take 4-6 weeks, why do people get mad? When something gets damaged during shipping why is it the shippers fault and why should they have to pay for the damage? That is the reason for freight insurance to cover damage.

06-30-2006, 04:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
MATT A I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 6 2004 Posts: 13,921 Rep Power: 0	Ask the tWo This thread was set up to ask advice from the TWO. Some questions may be screened by the mods. Last edited by MATT A; 06-30-2006 at 04:36 PM.

06-30-2006, 04:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
MATT A I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 6 2004 Posts: 13,921 Rep Power: 0	Re: Ask the TWO TWO why is it when I explain things to people in a very detailed manner they still don't get the correct instructions and make up thier own instructions?

06-30-2006, 04:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
TanWorldOrder Join Date: May 23 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 657 Rep Power: 19	Re: Ask the TWO Let me refer you to circa 1984 Bill Cosby Himself. Children have brain damage. You tell a child "come here" they don't here that. Just out to lunch. Well, unfortunately many adults are still suffering from this problem thanks to the scare tactic marketing approach of the "new economy". The USA doesn't actually have anything of value so they have to SCARE you into buying what they are selling. Make a product, then make up a reason for people to buy it. We are just LOW LIFE SALESMEN trying to SCREW people out of money so no one is going to listen to us ESPECIALLY when TV tells them otherwise. The current administration NEEDS people to be passive, ignorant, and brain dead to get away with what's going on these days and it's just causing the rest of us to suffer as well. Get used to it. tWo was constructed to combat the ignorance. People LIVE for it. So I say serve it on a silver platter in a way that makes then look STUPID for even accepting it as any sort of reality. The details are still in the process but the idea is here. tWo will take it's sweet *** time to get things set and ready for an all out PUNCH IN THE FACE WITH A FIST FULL OF "REALITY".

06-30-2006, 04:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
MATT A I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 6 2004 Posts: 13,921 Rep Power: 0	Re: Ask the TWO Why do we allow people on the roads that don't know how to drive still?

06-30-2006, 04:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
TanWorldOrder Join Date: May 23 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 657 Rep Power: 19	Re: Ask the TWO Because we can't cut off their limbs for failing. See, there really is no reason to TRY in this country. You lose, and you still win. Now, if the deal was PASS THIS DRIVING TEST OR GET SHANKED IN THE KIDNEY, people would be pissa drivers. Also the brain cancer from the cellphone attached to the head isn't helping (but does make the government good tax $$$ so it's clearly not bad) (did it die over at your place too?)

06-30-2006, 04:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
caribbean tan man DERFTALK FBI AGENT Join Date: Jul 29 2003 Location: northeast Age: 48 Posts: 3,632 Rep Power: 46	Re: Ask the TWO i thought the tWo was banned! __________________ someone PM me when a good tanning topic is posted. :lol:

06-30-2006, 04:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: Ask the TWO Why do cops sit outside of bars and wait to pull you over when you leave for a DUI?

06-30-2006, 04:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
MATT A I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 6 2004 Posts: 13,921 Rep Power: 0	Re: Ask the TWO Why does my dog hide his bones? (I'm at home)

06-30-2006, 04:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
caribbean tan man DERFTALK FBI AGENT Join Date: Jul 29 2003 Location: northeast Age: 48 Posts: 3,632 Rep Power: 46	Re: Ask the TWO it makes their job easier. __________________ someone PM me when a good tanning topic is posted. :lol:

06-30-2006, 04:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: Ask the TWO when someone buys something and standard shipping take 4-6 weeks, why do people get mad? When something gets damaged during shipping why is it the shippers fault and why should they have to pay for the damage? That is the reason for freight insurance to cover damage.

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