Your Momma - tanTALK

cametotalktan · 06-27-2006, 01:47 PM

is sooo fat, that after sex, she smokes a turkey. LOL

glotan · 06-27-2006, 01:50 PM

.... is so fat that she had to have a gastric bypass in order to prolong her life.

O wait, that's not funny....

cametotalktan · 06-27-2006, 01:52 PM

glo, that's not funny LOL

missmojorising · 06-27-2006, 02:11 PM

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fjnwS2nOE...%20mama%20joke

KnxTan · 06-27-2006, 02:18 PM

Her *** got it's own zip code.

cametotalktan · 06-27-2006, 02:45 PM

when I get off her, my ears POP

cametotalktan · 06-27-2006, 02:50 PM

soo old, that when she breast feeds, powder comes out!

glotan · 06-27-2006, 02:59 PM

ROFLMAO at that ^^ one. powdered milk, you're too much!

TanWorldOrder · 06-27-2006, 03:03 PM

*** is so nasty that her crabs are on strike!

glotan · 06-27-2006, 03:06 PM

OK, I had to google to find a good one but this is awesome...

Your momma's so poor, your boobs are real.

06-27-2006, 01:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Your Momma is sooo fat, that after sex, she smokes a turkey. LOL __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

06-27-2006, 01:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
glotan Join Date: May 11 2006 Location: Loveville, Center City Posts: 637 Rep Power: 21	Re: Your Momma .... is so fat that she had to have a gastric bypass in order to prolong her life. O wait, that's not funny....

06-27-2006, 01:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Your Momma glo, that's not funny LOL __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

06-27-2006, 02:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
missmojorising I Love Derf! Who Doesn't? Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Location: Suite B4 Posts: 1,255 Rep Power: 28	Re: Your Momma Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. http://youtube.com/watch?v=fjnwS2nOE...%20mama%20joke __________________ Step In To The Light, While Loving Derf. www.simplytantexas.com

06-27-2006, 02:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
KnxTan I love Derf!! Join Date: Oct 8 2004 Posts: 896 Rep Power: 24	Re: Your Momma Her * got it's own zip code. __________________ A liberal is someone who is so open minded, their brain has fallen out. “Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.”**

06-27-2006, 02:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Your Momma when I get off her, my ears POP __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

06-27-2006, 02:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Your Momma soo old, that when she breast feeds, powder comes out! __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

06-27-2006, 02:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
glotan Join Date: May 11 2006 Location: Loveville, Center City Posts: 637 Rep Power: 21	Re: Your Momma ROFLMAO at that ^^ one. powdered milk, you're too much!

06-27-2006, 03:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
TanWorldOrder Join Date: May 23 2006 Location: Everywhere Posts: 657 Rep Power: 19	Re: Your Momma *** is so nasty that her crabs are on strike!

06-27-2006, 03:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
glotan Join Date: May 11 2006 Location: Loveville, Center City Posts: 637 Rep Power: 21	Re: Your Momma OK, I had to google to find a good one but this is awesome... Your momma's so poor, your boobs are real.

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