The job - tanTALK

KnxTan · 06-19-2006, 12:35 PM

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year. "
The guy, wide-eyed,says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."

cametotalktan · 06-19-2006, 01:34 PM

Dustin · 06-19-2006, 03:46 PM

totaleclipse1 · 06-19-2006, 04:10 PM

haha i heard that before .. from my mom who is a social worker.. if i cna only repeat half the stories ...

06-19-2006, 12:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
KnxTan I love Derf!! Join Date: Oct 8 2004 Posts: 896 Rep Power: 24	The job A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year. " The guy, wide-eyed,says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it." __________________ A liberal is someone who is so open minded, their brain has fallen out. “Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.”

06-19-2006, 01:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: The job LOL __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

06-19-2006, 03:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: The job lol

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totaleclipse1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Feb 21 2005 Location: NEw York Age: 47 Posts: 1,035 Rep Power: 27	Re: The job haha i heard that before .. from my mom who is a social worker.. if i cna only repeat half the stories ... __________________ OFFICIALLY MRS. V !! HOLLA!

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