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Old 05-24-2006, 11:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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24 HOURS

A man went to the doctor, who told him he had only 24 hours to live. He went home, told his wife, and after they both had a long cry, he asked her if she would have sex with him because he only had 24 hours to live.

"Of course Darling." she replied.

Four hours later, he approached her again, and said, "You know I only have 20 hours to live, do you think we could do it again?"

Again she agreed to have sex.

Another 8 hours passed, and she fell asleep from exhaustion. The man tapped her on the shoulder, and asked, "You know dear, I only have 12 more hours left, how about once more for old times sake?"

By this time she was a little annoyed, but reluctantly agreed.

After they finished she went back to sleep. Four hours later, the man tapped her on the shoulder again and sayid, "Dear, I hate to keep bothering you but I have only 8 hours left before I die. Can we do it one more time?"

"Sorry," she replied, "You don't have to get up in the morning, but I do!"
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Old 05-24-2006, 05:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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