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Old 05-23-2006, 02:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation 9 things I hate about everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room
for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
**** right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the **** floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest
**** thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, *******?
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Old 05-23-2006, 02:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL!!! funny stuff
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Old 05-23-2006, 04:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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needed that laugh tahnk you..
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Old 05-23-2006, 09:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Gotta love George!!
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Old 05-24-2006, 08:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Re: 9 things I hate about everyone

Someone (more clever than I am) needs to think up a number 10.

Too funny, cannot wait to point at my crotch the next time I need a ladies'.... lol!!
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Old 05-24-2006, 09:36 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: 9 things I hate about everyone

#10- When a brand new tanner comes out IMMEDIATELY after their first session (in a bed) and walks up to you and looks at their arm and says "I don't think I got anything!"
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Old 05-26-2006, 08:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: 9 things I hate about everyone

#10. Its pouring down rain and the oh-so-intelligent meteorologist tells you theres a 70% chance of rain! Helllloooooo I thinks there a 100% chance of rain!! Do they ever even look outside?!
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
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#10 Standing next to someone who is naked like you and asks if you have something they can write something down with.
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Old 05-26-2006, 11:17 AM   #9 (permalink)
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^^ I hate that ^^
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#10 Standing next to someone who is naked like you and asks if you have something they can write something down with.
Not a problem for me. I used to practice writing my name in the snow.

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