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05-23-2006, 02:49 PM | #1 (permalink) |
I love Derf!! Join Date: Oct 8 2004
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Rep Power: 24 | 9 things I hate about everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". **** right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the **** floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest **** thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, *******?
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05-24-2006, 08:59 AM | #5 (permalink) |
Join Date: May 11 2006 Location: Loveville, Center City
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Rep Power: 21 | Re: 9 things I hate about everyone Someone (more clever than I am) needs to think up a number 10. Too funny, cannot wait to point at my crotch the next time I need a ladies'.... lol!! |
05-24-2006, 09:36 AM | #6 (permalink) |
I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55
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Rep Power: 143 | Re: 9 things I hate about everyone #10- When a brand new tanner comes out IMMEDIATELY after their first session (in a bed) and walks up to you and looks at their arm and says "I don't think I got anything!" |
05-26-2006, 08:51 AM | #7 (permalink) |
I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 13 2003 Location: middle america
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Rep Power: 23 | Re: 9 things I hate about everyone #10. Its pouring down rain and the oh-so-intelligent meteorologist tells you theres a 70% chance of rain! Helllloooooo I thinks there a 100% chance of rain!! Do they ever even look outside?! |
05-26-2006, 11:12 AM | #8 (permalink) |
Tan your CoConuts! Join Date: Nov 22 2005 Location: Hurricane Age: 49
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Rep Power: 28 | Re: 9 things I hate about everyone #10 Standing next to someone who is naked like you and asks if you have something they can write something down with.
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05-26-2006, 05:40 PM | #10 (permalink) | |
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