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Old 04-26-2006, 09:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was empty. The doctor asked what happened.

"Well doc," the man said, "First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left - nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor to ********** you?"

"No," the old man replied, "We asked to help get the jar open."
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Thats a goodo ne!
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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