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I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55
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Rep Power: 143 | One for the women and one for the men.... In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passangers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1, I will show you my legs." The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10, I'll show you my thighs," and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her undies. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis." Naturally, all three fork over the money, and then the girl turns to the window and points to a hospital in the distance and says, "There!" A Riddle At the exact same time, there are two young men who are on opposite sides of the earth: one is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers, the other is getting a blow job from a 90 year old woman. They are both thinking to themselves the exact same thing. What are they both thinking? Scroll down for answer ... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Don't look down. |
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