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Old 04-13-2006, 10:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One for the women and one for the men....

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a
ravishing young girl. The four passangers join in
conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.

Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will
give me $1, I will show you my legs." The men,
charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of
their wallet. And then the girl pulls us her dress a
bit to show her legs.

Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me
$10, I'll show you my thighs," and men being what they
are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl
pulls up her dress all the way to her undies.

Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited,
have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl
says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where
I was operated on for appendicitis." Naturally, all
three fork over the money, and then the girl turns to
the window and points to a hospital in the distance
and says, "There!"


A Riddle
At the exact same time, there are two young men who
are on opposite sides of the earth: one is walking a
tight rope between two skyscrapers, the other is
getting a blow job from a 90 year old woman. They are
both
thinking to themselves the exact same thing. What are
they both thinking? Scroll down for answer ...
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Answer: Don't look down.
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Old 04-14-2006, 12:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: One for the women and one for the men....

lol
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Old 04-14-2006, 01:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: One for the women and one for the men....

ROFLMAO!
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:31 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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THAT IS CLASSIC GINA !!!!!! Funny!!!!
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:38 AM   #6 (permalink)
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