TikiTanGod

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes
this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a
bar in Harlan, Kentucky. After last call the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he
tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find
his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number
of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the
car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night-
-, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the
horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a
few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more
minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last,
when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and
drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now
started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly
pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his
amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had
consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll
have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This
breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the
designated decoy."

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Karen Walker

Whether or not that be a joke, Harlan County is dry and have no establishments that serve alcohol. While I was in college, a group of us went to Harlan County KY to help people build homes that were less fortunate than you and I.

cametotalktan

Ok Karen, no drinks for you.

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