Men - Never Use These - tanTALK

clubtan1 · 04-07-2006, 01:30 PM

Extremely Lane Pick Up Lines

1. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

2. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

3. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

4. I like every bone in your body especially mine.

5. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

6. Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

7. Why don't you sit on my face and let me *** my way to your heart?

8. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

9. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

10. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

11. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

12. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

13. You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

14. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

15. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

16. If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

17. How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

18. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

19. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

20. Can I have fries with that shake!

21. I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

22. You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

23. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

24. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

25. Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

26. Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

27. Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

28. Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

29. My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

30. I'd look good on you.

31. When does your centerfold come out.

32. So do ya wanna see something really swell?

33. I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

34. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

35. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

36. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

37. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

38. You have nice legs. What time do they open?

39. Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

40. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

41. Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ***!

42. Are those pants from outer space? Cause that *** is out of this world.

43. You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

44. Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

45. Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

46. If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?

Mali · 04-07-2006, 01:33 PM

OHHHH God. How many have YOU used Club huh huh?

Thomas Leggate · 04-07-2006, 01:34 PM

LMAO nice Club!

Dustin · 04-07-2006, 02:55 PM

lol...........good one clubby

mikejones · 04-07-2006, 03:00 PM

I got something in my front pocket for you. Give it a lil squeeze and say how do ya do!

bronzeman11 · 04-07-2006, 04:37 PM

This is not what this site is all about. I am offended. Please limit the "off-color " humor.

tnannie · 04-07-2006, 04:45 PM

hahahahahahaha!

Dustin · 04-07-2006, 05:19 PM

I am with you bronze

mikejones · 04-07-2006, 05:42 PM

yeah, cause the BFF is what this site needs.

clubtan1 · 04-07-2006, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronzeman11

This is not what this site is all about. I am offended. Please limit the "off-color " humor.

Great sense of humor bronzeman11. You too Dustin. Both you guys. Funny stuff.

04-07-2006, 01:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
clubtan1 Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Posts: 2,114 Rep Power: 57	Men - Never Use These Extremely Lane Pick Up Lines 1. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 2. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 3. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 4. I like every bone in your body especially mine. 5. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 6. Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want? 7. Why don't you sit on my face and let me * my way to your heart? 8. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good. 9. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. 10. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up. 11. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays 12. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? 13. You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! 14. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button. 15. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 16. If you were a car door I would slam you all night long 17. How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out 18. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. 19. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 20. Can I have fries with that shake! 21. I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U. 22. You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache. 23. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? 24. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen. 25. Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house? 26. Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants. 27. Do you know CPR because you take my breath away. 28. Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope. 29. My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it! 30. I'd look good on you. 31. When does your centerfold come out. 32. So do ya wanna see something really swell? 33. I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? 34. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns. 35. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get. 36. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off? 37. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock. 38. You have nice legs. What time do they open? 39. Do you like Subway? How about my foot long? 40. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it. 41. Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ! 42. Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ** is out of this world. 43. You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you. 44. Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb! 45. Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you. 46. If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?

04-07-2006, 01:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mali I love Derf!! Join Date: Mar 25 2005 Location: Wilmington NC Age: 49 Posts: 2,104 Rep Power: 34	Re: Men - Never Use These OHHHH God. How many have YOU used Club huh huh?

04-07-2006, 01:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Thomas Leggate Join Date: Jan 5 2005 Location: Salem, OR Age: 51 Posts: 35 Rep Power: 0	Re: Men - Never Use These LMAO nice Club! __________________ Thomas Leggate Area Manager/Consultant Complete Software Solutions, Inc. (877) 277-0445 toml@completesoft.com http://www.completesoft.com (video store software) http://www.solistan.com (tanning salon software)

04-07-2006, 02:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: Men - Never Use These lol...........good one clubby

04-07-2006, 03:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
mikejones Join Date: Sep 30 2005 Posts: 641 Rep Power: 22	Re: Men - Never Use These I got something in my front pocket for you. Give it a lil squeeze and say how do ya do! __________________ I need a dime that's top of the line Cute face slim waist wit a big behind

04-07-2006, 04:37 PM	#6 (permalink)
bronzeman11 Join Date: Oct 9 2004 Location: South Brunswick,N.J. Age: 65 Posts: 1,416 Rep Power: 52	Re: Men - Never Use These This is not what this site is all about. I am offended. Please limit the "off-color " humor. __________________

04-07-2006, 04:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: Men - Never Use These hahahahahahaha!

04-07-2006, 05:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
mikejones Join Date: Sep 30 2005 Posts: 641 Rep Power: 22	Re: Men - Never Use These yeah, cause the BFF is what this site needs. __________________ I need a dime that's top of the line Cute face slim waist wit a big behind

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