Kemosabe.............. LOL - tanTALK

CAYENNE2005 · 03-04-2006, 07:08 AM

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemosabe, look
towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears
to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's
it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo ****. Someone stole the tent."

MatrixMan · 03-04-2006, 11:47 AM

LMAO.... That hilarious.

CoCopelliTanning · 03-04-2006, 11:50 AM

Hahahaha!!

Tanology · 03-04-2006, 01:31 PM

so funny :) When I started reading it I thought I was going to be a broke back moutain type of joke. LOL

MatrixMan · 03-04-2006, 05:43 PM

LOL, Tanology

TheBeachStop · 03-04-2006, 08:41 PM

Good one... lol

cametotalktan · 03-05-2006, 11:06 AM

03-04-2006, 07:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55 Posts: 1,730 Rep Power: 143	Kemosabe.............. LOL The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemosabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" "You dumber than buffalo ****. Someone stole the tent."

03-04-2006, 11:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
MatrixMan I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Age: 33 Posts: 1,555 Rep Power: 0	Re: Kemosabe.............. LOL LMAO.... That hilarious.

03-04-2006, 11:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
CoCopelliTanning Tan your CoConuts! Join Date: Nov 22 2005 Location: Hurricane Age: 49 Posts: 280 Rep Power: 28	Re: Kemosabe.............. LOL Hahahaha!! __________________ Tan your CoConuts with CoCopelli Tanning Lotions and Products!

03-04-2006, 01:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
Tanology BFF Police Patrol Join Date: Jul 23 2004 Location: BFF Headquarters!!!! Age: 49 Posts: 564 Rep Power: 71	Re: Kemosabe.............. LOL so funny :) When I started reading it I thought I was going to be a broke back moutain type of joke. LOL __________________ I apologize to all the members of Tantalk for acting stupid. This is the greatest tanning site ever.

03-04-2006, 05:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
MatrixMan I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Age: 33 Posts: 1,555 Rep Power: 0	Re: Kemosabe.............. LOL LOL, Tanology

03-04-2006, 08:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
TheBeachStop Join Date: Nov 6 2004 Posts: 65 Rep Power: 0	Re: Kemosabe.............. LOL Good one... lol

03-05-2006, 11:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Kemosabe.............. LOL LOL

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