Retirees.............(one day it will be us!)

CAYENNE2005 · 03-02-2006, 07:52 AM

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to ge t everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10 percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answers: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answers: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell th e whole truth.

Dustin · 03-02-2006, 09:54 AM

Someday that will come to us

Dustin · 03-02-2006, 09:55 AM

But until then, lets just enjoy ourselves and drink REDBULL

cametotalktan · 03-02-2006, 01:28 PM

I don't think I will make it to retire.

MatrixMan · 03-02-2006, 03:22 PM

I havent even got a REAL job yet, and ur already talking about retirement! lol, Good Joke

03-02-2006, 07:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 40 Posts: 2,587 Rep Power: 127	Retirees.............(one day it will be us!) Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to ge t everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10 percent discount. Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes. Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answers: They are the only ones who have the time. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS! Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer: Normal. Question: What is the best way to describe retirement? Answers: The never ending Coffee Break. Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell th e whole truth. __________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2454464 myspace.com/350zclubofflorida www.myspace.com/oceanrayz

03-02-2006, 09:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,926 Rep Power: 9	Re: Retirees.............(one day it will be us!) Someday that will come to us

03-02-2006, 09:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,926 Rep Power: 9	Re: Retirees.............(one day it will be us!) But until then, lets just enjoy ourselves and drink REDBULL

03-02-2006, 01:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: Retirees.............(one day it will be us!) I don't think I will make it to retire. __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

03-02-2006, 03:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
MatrixMan I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Age: 18 Posts: 1,770 Rep Power: 0	Re: Retirees.............(one day it will be us!) I havent even got a REAL job yet, and ur already talking about retirement! lol, Good Joke

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