The Indian

TheBeachStop · 03-02-2006, 04:14 AM

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter
says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of
coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every
where, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position
in United States Government: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave
mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.

CoCopelliTanning · 03-02-2006, 09:19 AM

hahaha sadly that is true LOL

Dustin · 03-02-2006, 09:52 AM

cametotalktan · 03-02-2006, 05:39 PM

03-02-2006, 04:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
TheBeachStop Join Date: Nov 6 2004 Posts: 247 Rep Power: 5	The Indian An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position in United States Government: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.

03-02-2006, 09:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
CoCopelliTanning Tan your CoConuts! Join Date: Nov 22 2005 Location: Hurricane Age: 34 Posts: 592 Rep Power: 13	Re: The Indian hahaha sadly that is true LOL __________________ Tan your CoConuts with CoCopelli Tanning Lotions and Products!

03-02-2006, 09:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,926 Rep Power: 9	Re: The Indian lol

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cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: The Indian lol __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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