Subject: New Hunting license issue - tanTALK

TheBeachStop · 03-02-2006, 02:54 AM

WASHINGTON, D.C.

- A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding
Vice-President **** Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the national highest
civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.

The source was quoted to say " All Americans have wanted to shoot a
lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the balls to do
it".

In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues
hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to
bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license.
Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds,
deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp" will
cost $100, but open season will be all year long.

The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at
hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate
annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year. Other
states are considering similar hunting license stamps.

mr belvedere · 03-02-2006, 02:56 AM

Uh oh. Say hi to the secret police .... I mean "Service" for me. See you in 10-20.

cametotalktan · 03-03-2006, 12:53 PM

clubtan1 · 03-03-2006, 01:03 PM

Yes, we have purchased several of these new stamps and will partake in the next open season.

03-02-2006, 02:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
TheBeachStop Join Date: Nov 6 2004 Posts: 65 Rep Power: 0	Subject: New Hunting license issue WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President **** Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the national highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney. The source was quoted to say " All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the balls to do it". In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license. Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year long. The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year. Other states are considering similar hunting license stamps.

03-02-2006, 02:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
mr belvedere Mr. b Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 54 Posts: 7,247 Rep Power: 68	Re: Subject: New Hunting license issue Uh oh. Say hi to the secret police .... I mean "Service" for me. See you in 10-20. __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

03-03-2006, 12:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Subject: New Hunting license issue LOL __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

03-03-2006, 01:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
clubtan1 Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Posts: 2,114 Rep Power: 57	Re: Subject: New Hunting license issue Yes, we have purchased several of these new stamps and will partake in the next open season.

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