Can Of Worms!!! - tanTALK

tnannie · 03-01-2006, 09:39 AM

A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The third worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
The third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
The fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?"

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

Dustin · 03-01-2006, 09:45 AM

lmao...........I like that one

cametotalktan · 03-01-2006, 05:19 PM

TikiTanGod · 03-01-2006, 05:41 PM

LMAO

That's my kind of sermon!

03-01-2006, 09:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Can Of Worms!!! A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The third worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. The third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead. The fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?" A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

03-01-2006, 09:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: Can Of Worms!!! lmao...........I like that one

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cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Can Of Worms!!! LOL __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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TikiTanGod God of all Tiki Join Date: Jan 10 2006 Location: Anderson, IN Age: 42 Posts: 606 Rep Power: 42	Re: Can Of Worms!!! LMAO That's my kind of sermon! __________________ RockStar Hold'Em

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