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Old 02-27-2006, 03:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One day a little boy asks his dad what the government is. He says, son all you have to know is that, I am like the president, the nanny is like the people, your mom is like the house, you are the youth, and your brother is the future.

So that night, he wakes up and finds that his little brother crapped his pants. So he runs to his mom (house) and she is asleep, but the dad (president) is no where to be found. So he runs to the nanny (the people) and finds that the dad is screwing the nanny.

So the next morning at the table, the dad says, so son did you learn anything about the government yet?

The boy replies: yes i did! The president is screwing the people, the house is asleep, the youth is very confused, and the future is in deep ****.

LMAO!!! I heard that at school today....
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Old 02-27-2006, 03:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL...summed it up nice
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Old 02-27-2006, 04:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-27-2006, 04:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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AWWW.... cheapskates with the points i see! lol, jk
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Sorry, I have to spread it around before I give it to you again
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