Rejected Hallmark Cards - tanTALK

TikiTanGod · 02-27-2006, 02:41 PM

My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat
----
Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me
---------
When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.
----------
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?
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So your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay.

MatrixMan · 02-27-2006, 02:57 PM

LMAO!

Dustin · 02-27-2006, 04:01 PM

COCONUT · 02-27-2006, 04:24 PM

funny

glowtanning530 · 02-27-2006, 04:29 PM

cametotalktan · 02-27-2006, 04:42 PM

tnannie · 02-27-2006, 07:20 PM

ROFLMAO! :)

lady bug · 02-27-2006, 09:03 PM

funny..get into the card business!

TikiTanGod · 02-27-2006, 09:11 PM

Yes, they are very sentimental

shelsland · 02-28-2006, 09:08 PM

Gotta love a good greeting card!! LOL

02-27-2006, 02:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
TikiTanGod God of all Tiki Join Date: Jan 10 2006 Location: Anderson, IN Age: 42 Posts: 606 Rep Power: 42	Rejected Hallmark Cards My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat ---- Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me --------- When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. ---------- Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? -------- So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay. __________________ RockStar Hold'Em

02-27-2006, 02:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
MatrixMan I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Age: 33 Posts: 1,555 Rep Power: 0	Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards LMAO!

02-27-2006, 04:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards lol

02-27-2006, 04:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
COCONUT ~THE ORIGINAL COCO~ Join Date: Sep 2 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 4,990 Rep Power: 32	Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards funny

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02-27-2006, 04:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards lol __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

02-27-2006, 07:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards ROFLMAO! :)

02-27-2006, 09:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
lady bug Join Date: Mar 7 2005 Posts: 395 Rep Power: 24	Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards funny..get into the card business! __________________

02-27-2006, 09:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
TikiTanGod God of all Tiki Join Date: Jan 10 2006 Location: Anderson, IN Age: 42 Posts: 606 Rep Power: 42	Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards Yes, they are very sentimental __________________ RockStar Hold'Em

02-28-2006, 09:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
shelsland Join Date: Feb 10 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 306 Rep Power: 66	Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards Gotta love a good greeting card!! LOL __________________ Shels Land Land of the Free, Because of the Brave

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