Just one wish - tanTALK

CoCopelliTanning · 02-26-2006, 11:05 PM

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie!

The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish.

The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel...! No. Think of another wish."

The man tried to think of another wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced several times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying...know what they really want when they say, 'Nothing'...know how to make them truly happy...."

The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"

Sandless thong · 02-26-2006, 11:56 PM

That is a classic! Good One Coco

TikiTanGod · 02-27-2006, 08:59 AM

ROFL!!!!!!!!!! Talk about true!

tnannie · 02-27-2006, 09:03 AM

LMAO! Good one! :)

cametotalktan · 02-27-2006, 01:09 PM

MatrixMan · 02-27-2006, 01:11 PM

LMAO!

Dustin · 02-27-2006, 01:20 PM

CoCopelliTanning · 02-27-2006, 02:41 PM

Oldie But a goodie, should be for women who want to understand men

TikiTanGod · 02-27-2006, 02:49 PM

^^^ No way!

Dustin · 02-27-2006, 04:02 PM

nice picture

02-26-2006, 11:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
CoCopelliTanning Tan your CoConuts! Join Date: Nov 22 2005 Location: Hurricane Age: 49 Posts: 280 Rep Power: 28	Just one wish A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie! The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish. The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel...! No. Think of another wish." The man tried to think of another wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced several times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying...know what they really want when they say, 'Nothing'...know how to make them truly happy...." The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?" __________________ Tan your CoConuts with CoCopelli Tanning Lotions and Products!

02-26-2006, 11:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sandless thong Join Date: Feb 8 2006 Location: Anaheim CA Age: 46 Posts: 74 Rep Power: 0	Re: Just one wish That is a classic! Good One Coco __________________ stand up and cheer if you are a tanning addict

02-27-2006, 08:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
TikiTanGod God of all Tiki Join Date: Jan 10 2006 Location: Anderson, IN Age: 42 Posts: 606 Rep Power: 42	Re: Just one wish ROFL!!!!!!!!!! Talk about true! __________________ RockStar Hold'Em

02-27-2006, 09:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: Just one wish LMAO! Good one! :)

02-27-2006, 01:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Just one wish lmao __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

02-27-2006, 01:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
MatrixMan I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Age: 33 Posts: 1,555 Rep Power: 0	Re: Just one wish LMAO!

02-27-2006, 01:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: Just one wish lol

02-27-2006, 02:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
CoCopelliTanning Tan your CoConuts! Join Date: Nov 22 2005 Location: Hurricane Age: 49 Posts: 280 Rep Power: 28	Re: Just one wish Oldie But a goodie, should be for women who want to understand men __________________ Tan your CoConuts with CoCopelli Tanning Lotions and Products!

02-27-2006, 04:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: Just one wish nice picture

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