Thank you for shopping at Wal Mart... - tanTALK

CAYENNE2005 · 02-25-2006, 10:08 AM

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to
Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see
a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,"
Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just
give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you
what's wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot
cheaper than a doctor."
So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it
to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer
lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the
sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water
and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two
weeks.Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
That evening while thinking how amazing this new
technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer
could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,
urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm
sample for good measure.. Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart,
eager to check the results.
He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction,
and awaited the results.
The computer then prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
(Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal
shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into
rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your
tennis elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart

tnannie · 02-25-2006, 12:02 PM

ROFLMAO! :)

TikiTanGod · 02-25-2006, 02:57 PM

lol...that's a smart computer!

02-25-2006, 10:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55 Posts: 1,730 Rep Power: 143	Thank you for shopping at Wal Mart... One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.. Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction, and awaited the results. The computer then prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your tennis elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart

02-25-2006, 12:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: Thank you for shopping at Wal Mart... ROFLMAO! :)

02-25-2006, 02:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
TikiTanGod God of all Tiki Join Date: Jan 10 2006 Location: Anderson, IN Age: 42 Posts: 606 Rep Power: 42	Re: Thank you for shopping at Wal Mart... lol...that's a smart computer! __________________ RockStar Hold'Em

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)